I don’t know anyone who likes to diet.  Maybe I am hanging around the wrong type of people or maybe there really are only like three people in the world who are crazy enough to enjoy it, but I do not know these people.  I mean how does dieting even pay off, aside from feeling and looking better, it is not like you can get paid to diet, right?  Now if there was a way I could get paid to take on a healthy diet plan, I might would consider counting calories, points or whatever diets require you to do now.  Apparently people are getting paid to lose weight, but it isn’t us mere mortals.  Celebs have been promoting weight loss supplements and diet programs for years.  The only difference is now we are seeing just how much these people are getting paid to lose.

Most new mothers have a goal to lose the baby weight that they gained during pregnancy.  Certain things might motivate them to do get it off faster, like summer approaching or a school reunion coming up.  How about $3 million?  Yeah, word on the street is that is what Ms. Jessica Simpson will be getting to hop on the Weight Watchers train after she pops out her little one. I mean I would’ve done it for $50, but no one came to me when I was pregnant.

I guess the normal people out there are not inspiring of impressive though.  So, I will just keep on my same routine of eating like a bird and exercising more than others only to weigh an almost normal weight while the Mariah Careys and Jessica Simpsons in the world get endorsed to lose the weight thanks to Jenny Craig and Weight Watchers.

But seriously, Jenny or Weight Watcher peeps, if you need an average Jane to spice up your ads I’m available and cheap…really cheap!